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elfwax

Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: roanoke virginia
Job: Carpenter Celebrity

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Sign-Up Date:
3/10/03

Level: 2
Aura: Light

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 2
Saves: 0
Rank #: 211,071

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 45 / 50
Exp. Rank #: 360,885
Voting Pow.: 2.69 votes

Latest Flash Reviews

4 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 0
The Stranger, Walking

"expected it to not suck so much"

date: June 8, 2009

oh wow this was grate crap. if i wasn't you, i'd cease the crapfire.

pleas: stick with your 311 chover band and you may win in your losing battle with mediocracy .

nube.

July 23, 2009

Author's Response:

You have no place to talk, anywhere.

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Score: 10
Sound of Glory Ep.13

"BRILLYANCE!"

date: February 19, 2008

Mise-en-scene is through the roof here. Bravo, good sirs! Let's don't lunch. Have your people call your people.

This has been generously brought to you by Lebal Drocer Inc. 2008.

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Score: 0
monkeys

"Thanks for the laugh man."

submission: monkeys
date: March 31, 2003

If I wanted to learn a song, I wouldn't look at a flash video. I wouldn't look for music tutorials on newgrounds. I wouldn't want to hear someone who sounds 9 years old telling me what to do with incorrect terminology.

I would shut the hell up, sit in my room, and play along with my goddamn CD until I got it right. Now I don't know about you, but for me playing music isn't about fuckin' playing the newest pop-metal song, it's about doing your own thing. If you're gonna advocate copying other people at least do it half fucking right and use a media people will find useful! Jesus Christ!

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Latest Audio Reviews

9 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 0
Forever Endless

"FOREVER TERRIBLE"

submission: Forever Endless
date: July 1, 2008

I thoroughly believe this song could ruin someone's day/year/life. No more sir. pleezekthnxbrb.

plElf plWax to the paxis.

July 5, 2008

Author's Response:

if its so bad, how come this "0/10" song has more score than all your songs?
you must be horrible.

and if you think you are original then your a retard.

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Score: 1
metal to the max

"GENERICA!"

submission: metal to the max
date: May 5, 2008

If this is "metal", we'd hate to hear what you call reggae. Rob Marley wants his bongo drums back.

give a listen to our "Phlange Against the Machine" for a real taste of metal.

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Score: 10
beat stopper A

"HAIL YEAH"

submission: beat stopper A
date: May 1, 2008

Can we tour please? kthx.

In Lebal Drocer Inc. we trust.

May 1, 2008

Author's Response:

I thank you for the review and would like for you to contact me to further explain your ideas and have a nice conversation about your music.

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